once upon a time...

**cherrysmum** · July 19th, 2005, 05:48 PM

Muffy

**cherrysis** · July 19th, 2005, 08:41 PM

The End????

**ellanoize** · July 19th, 2005, 09:16 PM

A Recap of "The Ballad Of Muffy"

Once upon a time there was a great big peacock whose name was Arvin.
Arvin was a fine piece of peacock, he would strut his stuff and all the gals would get all moist, thinking of how big his plumage was! But poor Arvin was still shunned anyway poor shunned "birdie boy" decided he would go to visit his cousin, Cletus, the penguin who had recently moved to Arkansas Cletus had a slight problem.he couldn't get beer cans open with his "hands" so instead he used Arvins Beak, but it left an after taste like Sputum mixed with Old Milwalkee Which Cletus came to get accostumed to - no - he even started to like it, But The allergic reaction caused his plumage to turn an odd shade of flamingo pink so they decided to change his name to Bird Bill and tear out all his feathers And this is how Cletus came te be known as Muffy...The End????

Harry Potter, It ain't... [img]wink.gif[/img]

**cherrysis** · July 20th, 2005, 02:13 PM

Yeah But funny IT IS!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**Lefty** · July 21st, 2005, 11:41 AM

And I read it twice and I still don't quite understand it. Maybe we should sent it to a publisher. Sign it: Timmy (4) from Oklahoma. PS: Mommy says I'm dying. Please publish my story.

Let's try another one!